Let’s kick this office jargon into the long grass… - NEW COMMENTS
2nd June 2017
A new study has revealed the 50 most annoying phrases heard in UK offices.
Phrases like 'No 'I' in team', "ping an email' and "singing from the same hymn sheet" are among the most irritating work related soundbites heard around the office.
A spokesperson for Londonoffices.com said: "There's so much overuse of clichéd jargon and management speak used around offices now that it's almost beyond parody, 'circle back' is one which particularly yanks my chain.
"If used sparingly these phrases can help articulate what you're saying, but constant overuse can leave you sounding as though you've stolen your speech from David Brent."
Well here it is, the top 50 most annoying phrases. How many are you guilty of using?
1. Blue-sky thinking
2. Idea shower
3. To 'action' a project
4. Going forward
5. Brainstorm
6. Getting the ball rolling
7. Drill down
8. Out of the loop
9. Thinking outside the box
10. Touch base
11. Singing from the same hymn-sheet
12. Circle back
13. Strategic fit
14. Bottom line
15. Low hanging fruit
16. Win-win
17. Play hardball
18. Best practice
19. On my radar
20. Bench mark
21. Value added
22. To run an idea up the flagpole
23. Results driven
24. Revert
25. Game-plan
26. Hit the ground running
27. Customer centric
28. No 'i' in team
29. Back to the drawing-board
30. Re-inventing the wheel
31. Dot the 'i's and cross the 't's
32. Action plan
33. Bells and whistles
34. Moving the goalposts
35. Back of the net
36. On the same page
37. Open door policy
38. To 'ping' an email
39. To kick a project into the long grass
40. Joined up thinking
41. Pick up and run with it
42. Streamline
43. Close of play
44. To take an idea or project 'off piste'
45. Level playing field
46. Quick win
47. In the driving seat
48. No brainer
49. To 'park' a project
50. ASAP
Is there any office jargon that you hate that isn't on this list? Email mark@moosemarketingandpr.co.uk
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Readers' comments:
Tony Kent: How about 'reaching out'? This makes my 'blood boil'.
Tony Sheppard: Other irritating Jargon imported from Radio and TV:
1 At the top of the hour (is there a bottom of the hour?)
2 Up next (why not just, 'next'?)
3 Coming Up (about to regurgitate?)
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