Everything from lion siblings to dog pillows.
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking.
Problem = solved.
Phil Barnes Returns with the Glorious Sequel to his Debut Novel.
The Auntsfield Heritage Pinot Noir 2010
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
What these words REALLY mean...
Sure, they can sometimes be a pain, but over all, mums are the loveliest people in the world.
A man walks into a bar with an actual pork pie on his head.
Strange things that aren't really needed.
Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech.
The only ten rules you should live by.
Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item.
Two guys walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder.
Thank you, we guess...
An accountant walks into a bar in Stroud, orders 12 drinks and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
Their 'special relationship' with the UK is not as special as their relationship with food...
A man went to visit his doctor.
Do you think they're subtle enough?
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won £5,000 in a safety competition.
We bet you didn't even realise that food could be so happy!
A wife goes in for a doctors appointment.
The dogs stickin' it to the man.
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan.
Just some great tweets about food.
A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub.
Some of the best ideas of this year, so far.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 by 7?
The social media platform can be perfectly wholesome.
A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.
Namaste in bed.
The best food of all time.
A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?''
What do you call a 70s cookie band?
Some of the most British things to happen on Twitter.
A man went to apply for a job.
Something to keep you paw-sitive for the rest of the week.
There's no denying that the future leaders of our world are looking like they're going to do a great job!
A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel."
2017 is time to change all of this behaviour.
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