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A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested.
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" He asked.

Food punchlines

It's National Blueberry Muffin Day so we have some punchlines based around food for every kind of chef; the amateur, the novice, the apprentice and the expert.

Served! Plate set, eat!

Seven of the most quirky restaurant servings we have ever seen...

An apple a day....

While visiting a friend in hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.

Wine of the week: 07 July 2017

Dig This! Shiraz/Cabernet Sauvignon South African organic wine

Chocolate day

How did they do that? Without eating it all!

Linguistics lecture

A linguistics lecturer in Herefordshire was lecturing his class...

Food jokes

What does DIET stand for?

Funny food

It's National Fried Chicken Day which has led Punchline down a narrow path of finding some tasty morsels for you to sink your teeth in.

Photoshop troll

James Fridman is a British graphic designer, who has become an established photoshop expert through the unique twists he puts on photoshop requests on Twitter.

Deep in thought

An ageing businessman from a long-running Gloucestershire business was walking with his friend...

Passive aggressive co-workers

The worst things co-workers have done to their colleagues; they're making post-it wars more creative.

Following command

What do you get up to when the boss is away?

Business leaders

Can you afford to do nothing all day?

Already missing Summer?

Until recently we have been complaining it's too hot. Now we can't wait for the sun to return.

Calling 999

Punchline are celebrating 80 years of the emergency services.

Not plain sailing

The banker fell overboard from his friend's sailboat...

Wine of the week: 30 June 2017

Juve & Camps Cinta Purpura Brut Reserva

Thursday Thoughts

It's almost the weekend! Here's some funny ideas to keep you motivated.

Open for business

Advertising puns to kickstart your business.

Greed

A businessman said to God...

Sign of failure

What were they thinking?

A Professional Quiz

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

Top 10 office pranks

Funny office based pranks if you have some spare time and think you can get away with it.

New employee

The new employee at the Stroud firm stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

Funny occurrences in nature

We all change as we grow, but some of these trees have become a little twisted.

Wine of the week: 23 June 2017

Sidewood Reserve Mappinga Chardonnay

Summertime

When do you go at red and stop at green?

Awkward holiday snaps

Smile for the camera; through gritted teeth.

The taxi driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question...

Bunnies in glasses

Wearing glasses humanises rabbits. What do you imagine they are thinking?

Beach Date

On our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach...

Sand sculptures

Amazing artwork made entirely out of sand!
Life-like animals, favourite heroes and lots of intricate details.

Strategic management

It's not always smooth sailing in the office break.

Warning ~ Cover up!

Could seriously damage your health but these are still funny.

Graduating babies

Whether you agree with the process of graduating at a young age, these little ones are definitely cute in their caps and gowns.

Papa bear

"Did Daddy used to be a bear?" Sometimes children can't 'bear-gin' to understand their parents jobs.

Dad jokes

Classic jokes you will never tire of, especially if you're a father.

Texting dad

What type of texts does your Dad send? A witty comment, inside joke, unique mannerisms or missing the point completely.

Wine of the week: 16 June 2017

Juve and Camps Cinta Purpura Brut Reserva

Catastrophe

As cats take over Hollywood, are they hilarious or terrifying?