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You're Fired!

A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going.

He drives over to his warehouse and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says, "Son, how much do you make a day?"

The guy replies, "150 pounds."

The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him £150, and tells him leave and never come back.

A few minutes later, the warehouse manager asks the owner, "Have you seen the Parcelforce driver? I asked him to wait here for me!"

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