Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Resturant In Peace.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work.
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be talked to in that tone of voice!
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
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