Skip navigation

Gloucestershire Business News

Wake up call

Bill struggled to get up early in the morning and as a result was always late for work.

His boss got fed up of his constant lateness and so threatened to fire him if he didn't get his act together.

So Bill went to see his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it just before going to bed.

Bill did this, and slept very well and actually beat the alarm clock by two hours.

So he fixed himself a nice breakfast and drove happily to work, in plenty of time for the start of the work day.

When he got there, he said, "Boss, that pill the doctor gave me actually worked!"

His boss said, "That's all very well, but where were you yesterday?"

Joke credit: Laff Gaff

Picture credit: Pixabay

Subscribe to Punchline

Related Articles

Urban imagination Image

Urban imagination

British artist, Alex Chinneck has a knack for transforming urban landscapes into something that stands out - which otherwise would be dull and boring.

Mysterious forest finds Image

Mysterious forest finds

A walk through the woods can lead to some rather odd and interesting discoveries.

Worn out Image

Worn out

It’s almost the end of another week and some of us are feeling a little worn out.

Optical illusions in everyday life Image

Optical illusions in everyday life

It's easy to be freaked out by everyday things that look like something else.

Copyright 2019 Moose Partnership Ltd. All rights reserved. Reproduction of any content is strictly forbidden without prior permission.