Why does it always happen to me?

1# Long memory

My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever

— Big Papi (@Bmangall20) December 13, 2017

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2# No window

Paid extra for a window seat. Got the one seat on the plane with a wall. from r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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3# Right on time

The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10 year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary from r/Wellthatsucks

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4# Poison?

Mother-in-law just served me this piece of cake... from r/funny

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5# Bad placement

“Hey honey we’re gonna be on the front page”. The front page: from r/southafrica

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6# Wrong spot

Picked the wrong parking spot from r/RuinedMyDay

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7# No beans

Opened a can of beans to find no beans at all. from r/mildlyinfuriating

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8# Flatlined

A wasp rolled over by a train. from r/interestingasfuck

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9# Turtle path

Turtle of destruction from r/mildlyinfuriating

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