Why does it always happen to me?
1# Long memory
My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever— Big Papi (@Bmangall20) December 13, 2017
2# No window
3# Right on time
The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10 year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary from r/Wellthatsucks
5# Bad placement
6# Wrong spot
7# No beans
9# Turtle path
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