They'll never let you forget it.

1# Under or over-cooked or mouldy food

asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla

— todd dillard (@toddedillard) March 3, 2021

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2# Stolen money

One time we had to take money from our son’s piggy bank to pay the babysitter in cash. Drove to ATM first thing next morning to reimburse him. Ten years later, he still talks about that one time we stole all of his money.

— Denise Massar (@denisemassar) March 3, 2021

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3# Fear of traffic

At a crosswalk with the stroller, I stopped short once, thinking a car was going when it wasn’t.
Now, a year later, at every crosswalk my toddler says loudly to me (and to anyone else who can hear): “DONT GET SCARED!”

— 🏳️‍🌈 Alex London 🏳️‍🌈 (@ca_london) March 4, 2021

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4# Ice cream

I once put the ice cream on the car to buckle my toddler son in and did not forget and did NOT drive off with it on top, but my son still mentions it all the time as a cautionary tale of dad’s cruelty and stupidity.

— Tim Spalding (@librarythingtim) March 3, 2021

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5# Pity party

My mom forgot to replace my tooth with money from the tooth fairy. The next day she took me to her work at a senior center and when they asked about my missing tooth i wouldn't shut up about being ripped off. Got loads of money from the seniors.

— Mercy (@_mercyaguilar) March 4, 2021

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6# Twin mix-up

When my twins were in kindergarten FIVE YEARS AGO, I switched their lunches. Once. Teachers enabled a hallway swap after a few tears and they still check their lunches every day.
They didn’t even have to eat the wrong lunch, but they unzip box and give me side eye every day.

— (Maureen Flaherty) (@maureenflaherty) March 4, 2021

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7# Never forget

I changed the tank water that my small children’s beloved pet fish resided in, and it was too cold. The fish convulsed and died. They never let me forget what I did to Charlie. They are 46 and 50...😕😳😢😂

— Sylvia Yvonne Jones (@sydj1405) March 4, 2021

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8# Borrowing from a 4 year old

I took my daughter and her best friend, Hannah, to a play three years ago (both were 4 yrs old). It was a big deal, they both dressed up and Hannah even brought a purse. My older sons went as well. We pull up to a parking meter, I can't find any change in the car so I ask Hannah

— Davey D. (@dawgplasma) March 4, 2021

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9# Not the favourite child

When we were just old enough to start learning how to walk, my twin sister and I both started rolling off our parents' bed at the same time. Could only catch one. I ended up with a broken arm and a cast. That gets brought up a lot at family gatherings. 🤣

— Anna Harrison (@ABananaRambling) March 4, 2021

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10# Graded

My 10yo has started rating my cooking and I was feeling good about my 4 star meals until he told me that every dish automatically gets 3 stars just because "mom cooked it".

— Yvonne Choong (@Choonghagen) March 4, 2021

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