The key to happiness
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.
There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for his birthday.
My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
Joke credit: One Line Fun
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