Skip navigation

Gloucestershire Business News

The key to happiness

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.

There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for his birthday.

My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.

Joke credit: One Line Fun

Related Articles

Kitchen design flaws Image

Kitchen design flaws

Kitchens are well known for being the heart of the home - but these ones have some pretty obvious flaws and quirky design.

Seven shopping sins Image

Seven shopping sins

These seven people got more than they bargained for at their local supermarkets.

Badly behaved pets Image

Badly behaved pets

People are taking to social media sites to shame their badly behaved pets.

Inconvenient bathrooms Image

Inconvenient bathrooms

You've seen our Architecture Nightmares, here are some terrifically bad bathrooms.

Copyright 2019 Moose Partnership Ltd. All rights reserved. Reproduction of any content is strictly forbidden without prior permission.