The customer is not always right.

1# Extreme sport

Trying to tell a story to your work colleague in between serving customers is an extreme sport

— Maryam (@_maryamgangat) June 8, 2019

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2# Apologetic

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service?

Me: Well, I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault

— Ethan Smith (@NotEthanSmith_) July 24, 2018

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3# Uncertainty

“Are you closed??????”

no ma’am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun

— 𝕜𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖 (@katiekml) August 5, 2018

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4# Stacking the cheques

Upvote or face 10 shifts bad luck. from r/Serverlife

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5# Verbal abuse

Why do customers give ya actual verbal abuse for ten mins straight then go ‘I know it’s not you, it’s not your fault’. Yeh I know it’s not

— Anna Nevin (@Annanevinx) October 27, 2017

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6# Octopus

Carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say ‘Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccinos with that’ RigHT I must of accidentally left them in the kitchen along with my 3rd arm Brian

— charlotte (@CharlotteCrook2) June 16, 2018

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7# Shortcuts

Me training a new person at my job:
"So you're not really suppose to do this but this is what I do"

— Mariah Hartjes (@mariah_hartjes) July 17, 2018

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8# Counting the seconds

customer: hello

me: we close in 2 hours 7 minutes and 15 seconds by the way

— Februarys own ♒ (@Southphillyzeem) February 6, 2019

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