Stress of having kids
Parenting is stressful.
1# Rule makers
"Sorry I don't make the rules" I say blatantly lying to my child about a rule I just made up.— Avocado Mama (@HeatherStenwall) July 2, 2020
My son has a Thomas the Train bed and now I’ll never sleep again pic.twitter.com/ilvjY4LERs— Nathan Thomas (@isosmrt) July 18, 2020
Optimists see the cup half-full.— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) July 9, 2020
Pessimists see the cup half-empty.
Parents of toddlers see the cup spilled all over the floor.
6-year-old: I'm throwing a party in my room!— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 6, 2020
Me: Awesome! I'll be right up.
6: Sorry. We're full.
5# Not an early riser
my daughter threw a tantrum because she felt it was too early to be spoken to and it really is a miracle that we create little versions of ourselves— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 2, 2020
6# Home repairs
Look, I dropped my 8yo’s Lego plane and had to put it back together exactly how he made it so don’t tell me I don’t know what stress feels like— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 9, 2020
7# Old age wisdom
4-year-old: I did that back in the day.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 14, 2020
Me: Back in what day? You're 4.
4: Back in yesterday.
6: Momma, can you rewind my show? I was being too loud and couldn’t hear it.— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) July 9, 2020
Me: Welcome to my life.
9# No waste
8yo: MOM! The baby is eating a French fry from the floor.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 14, 2020
Me: *also eating a French fry from the floor*
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