Sight for sore eyes
A range of opticians jokes, you'll be glad to see.
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
What music do optometrists listen to?
What was the lens's excuse to the policeman?
-I've been framed officer
What type of vision do binmen have?
How do you take over the globe?
-with a contact lens
What do you call a deer without eyes?
What did the sailor say to the captain of the optom boat?
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
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