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Sight for sore eyes

A range of opticians jokes, you'll be glad to see.

How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is it one or two? One... or two?

What music do optometrists listen to?

-itunes

What was the lens's excuse to the policeman?

-I've been framed officer

What type of vision do binmen have?

-bin-ocular vision

How do you take over the globe?

-with a contact lens

What do you call a deer without eyes?

-No idea

What did the sailor say to the captain of the optom boat?

-eye-eye captain

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

- Douthinkhesaraus

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