Kids say the cutest things.

1# Person garden

My daughter just called a cemetery a person garden. I'm not even sure what she thinks is happening there.

— Broken Puppet 🏡☕ (@java_assassin) June 18, 2020

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2# Chicken ladders

We had enchiladas for dinner

Or as my 6 year old calls them, chickenladders 🤷🏻‍♂‍

— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 30, 2020

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3# Toys or else...

My son calls Toys R Us "Toys Or Else"

— Defund The Police (@ElitatheLibra) November 4, 2012

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4# Bonus round

My son calls dessert his "bonus round" and I think we should all follow his lead.

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 30, 2017

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5# Please cars

My son calls them "please cars" because any time I speed past a cop he hears me mutter "please don't pull me over!"

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 29, 2018

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6# Wizard hair

My 3-year-old calls my gray hairs "wizard hair."

I'm not getting older.

Just more powerful.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 27, 2017

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