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Reading Jokes

It's World Book Day and children all over the country are dressing up as their favourite characters so we have compiled some reading humour for you to enjoy.

This morning a book fell on my head...

I only have my shelf to blame.

The past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Why did Shakespeare write with ink?

Because he couldn't decide which pencil to use... 2B or not 2B.

I've been reading a book about gravity.

I just can't seem to put it down.

Why do novice writers feel the cold so often?

Because they are always surrounded by drafts.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Joke credit: For Reading Addicts

Picture credit: Pixabay

Think you can do better? Email beth@moosemarketingandpr.co.uk  to feature your own jokes and punchlines.

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