It's World Book Day and children all over the country are dressing up as their favourite characters so we have compiled some reading humour for you to enjoy.
This morning a book fell on my head...
I only have my shelf to blame.
The past, present and future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
Why did Shakespeare write with ink?
Because he couldn't decide which pencil to use... 2B or not 2B.
I've been reading a book about gravity.
I just can't seem to put it down.
Why do novice writers feel the cold so often?
Because they are always surrounded by drafts.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Joke credit: For Reading Addicts
Picture credit: Pixabay
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