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It's raining, it's pouring!

How often does it rain in England?

Twice a year, August through April and May through July.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs.

What do you call a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days?

Monday.

What is a king's favourite weather?

Hail!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear!

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back!

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Two's company. Three's a cloud!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

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