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Seemed to be raining coins last night. I suspect that's what they mean by some change in the weather.

Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.

As raindrops say, two's company, three's a cloud.

I'm saving for a rainy day. So far, I have an anorak, a couple of macs, and a dinghy.

You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It's too wet to woo.

A friend of mine did his pilot's exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats? Max

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