Keeping us entertained.

1# Personal photographer

this is the only reason i want a kid pic.twitter.com/5otRBbSO0H

— playboi mari (@mashimari) April 4, 2018

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2# Tooth fairy evidence

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

— Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018

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3# Pre-school stress

My daughter looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, no matter what.. We gotta keep going and hope to see another day." I just wanna know what the hell they got going on in her pre-k that's so stressful that she came across that saying

— Dominus (@TheLateSh0w) April 28, 2018

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4# Not you

4yo from the other room: I love you, Mama.
Me: Aww, I love you too!
4, angrily: No, that was my doll saying it to her mommy!

— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 30, 2017

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5# Surprise cans

So my nephew did this 🙃🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/iaL8IbrVBj

— Banana Republic 🍌 (@NaniMashego) June 24, 2018

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6# Argument starter

My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.

Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?

The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks

Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps

*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO

— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018

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7# In colour?

The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid

and they really asked ....

If it was in color

— Kirsten Pritchett (@kirstenabigail2) June 22, 2018

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8# Story of toys

My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse

— Reverend Stigmund Boykie (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018

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