Quarantine kids
Keeping us entertained.
1# Personal photographer
this is the only reason i want a kid pic.twitter.com/5otRBbSO0H
— playboi mari (@mashimari) April 4, 2018
Credit: Twitter
2# Tooth fairy evidence
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
— Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018
Credit: Twitter
3# Pre-school stress
My daughter looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, no matter what.. We gotta keep going and hope to see another day." I just wanna know what the hell they got going on in her pre-k that's so stressful that she came across that saying
— Dominus (@TheLateSh0w) April 28, 2018
Credit: Twitter
4# Not you
4yo from the other room: I love you, Mama.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 30, 2017
Me: Aww, I love you too!
4, angrily: No, that was my doll saying it to her mommy!
Credit: Twitter
5# Surprise cans
So my nephew did this 🙃🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/iaL8IbrVBj
— Banana Republic 🍌 (@NaniMashego) June 24, 2018
Credit: Twitter
6# Argument starter
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?
The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps
*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
Credit: Twitter
7# In colour?
The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid
— Kirsten Pritchett (@kirstenabigail2) June 22, 2018
and they really asked ....
If it was in color
Credit: Twitter
8# Story of toys
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse
— Reverend Stigmund Boykie (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018
Credit: Twitter
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