Keeping us entertained.
1# Personal photographer
this is the only reason i want a kid pic.twitter.com/5otRBbSO0H— playboi mari (@mashimari) April 4, 2018
2# Tooth fairy evidence
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.— Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018
3# Pre-school stress
My daughter looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, no matter what.. We gotta keep going and hope to see another day." I just wanna know what the hell they got going on in her pre-k that's so stressful that she came across that saying— Dominus (@TheLateSh0w) April 28, 2018
4# Not you
4yo from the other room: I love you, Mama.— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 30, 2017
Me: Aww, I love you too!
4, angrily: No, that was my doll saying it to her mommy!
5# Surprise cans
So my nephew did this 🙃🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/iaL8IbrVBj— Banana Republic 🍌 (@NaniMashego) June 24, 2018
6# Argument starter
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps
*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
7# In colour?
The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid— Kirsten Pritchett (@kirstenabigail2) June 22, 2018
and they really asked ....
If it was in color
8# Story of toys
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse— Reverend Stigmund Boykie (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018
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