The tales of exhausted mothers.
1# Burglar trap
Good luck robbing my house. My home security system is LEGOs on the floor.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 29, 2020
2# Not a morning person
my daughter threw a tantrum because she felt it was too early to be spoken to and it really is a miracle that we create little versions of ourselves— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 2, 2020
3# Discarded food
My 4yo grabbed the egg off my egg and cheese sandwich, put it on her plate, took a bite of it and then grabbed the rest in her hand, squeezed it shut and handed it back to me saying she didn’t want it anymore. And this... THIS, is why I can’t have nice things.— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) July 2, 2020
4# Confidence booster
Have kids so they can do things like smack your thigh and yell:— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) July 5, 2020
5# Endless stories
Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than your spouse so that your children will ask for them instead of you every night.— 💀👻Haunted Motherhood👻💀 (@MetteAngerhofer) June 30, 2020
6# Aspiring tattoo artist
I was celebrating the fact my kids were all playing together nicely.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) July 1, 2020
Turns out my 8yo opened a Sharpie “tattoo shop” in his bedroom.
My 2yo has “tattoo” barbed wire across her chest and a skull with DEADLOCK scrolled down her arm.
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