We're all in this together.

1# Importance of a business call

My 7 y.o. put on a suit for his class Zoom this morning. My wife told me I needed to go see it so I popped my head in to grab a pic. He was concerned I was going to interrupt him and flashed me the “I’m on a call hand signal.” It took everything I have not to bust out laughing. pic.twitter.com/lBJgkuyDRh

— Brian Kieffer (@bckieffer) April 24, 2020

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2# Amazing accomplishment

Today I worked from home, ran 10 miles, homeschooled my kids, cleaned the house, made a delicious dinner, and got my kids to bed early. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you lie.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 15, 2020

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3# Disney magic

I don’t know why people say having a dog prepares you for having a kid because my dog has never wanted to watch Frozen 47 days in a row.

— Blake Hammond (@BigRadMachine) April 21, 2020

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4# Testing yourself

Great news I got a 100 on my son's geometry test.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 9, 2020

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5# The irony

Today our 5yo is wearing a shirt that says “Genius”, but he put it on backwards, so yes, homeschooling is going great.

— Dad on my Feet (@dad_on_my_feet) April 9, 2020

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6# Invisible family members

After folding all of the clothes I can only assume that I have 7 children and two husbands that I was not previously aware of.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 13, 2020

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7# Trying our best

When my son failed a math test before March 1, 2020:
“Did you not study? Are you not paying attention in class? Do you need a tutor?”

When my son fails a math test today:
“Welp, buddy, we did our best.”

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 15, 2020

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8# Little slaves

Wanted to call my daughter to come all the way downstairs to put on the light for me here in the study, then I remembered how mad that made me feel as a kid.
So I called her to ask a question, and told her to switch on the light on her way out.

— Tokunbo A. (@HexyDre) April 18, 2020

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9# Vicarious living

I was living vicariously through my 4yo’s Barbie dolls because they were always doing something awesome but now she’s pretending they’re in lockdown too so even that’s ruined.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 19, 2020

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10# Free range parenting

When this pandemic is over, my wife and I plan to start free-range parenting, just to free ourselves from being within range of the kids.

— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) April 8, 2020

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