Not plain sailing
The banker fell overboard from his friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life jacket; held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, he shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is one hell of a time to talk business."
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