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New smartphone

An older couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new smartphones. The wife was the romantic type and the husband more of the no-nonsense type.

One afternoon the wife went out with some friends for coffee. Being the romantic women she was, she decided to send her husband a text to let him know she was thinking of him.

It read:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

A couple minutes later the husband text back, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

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