Advice from people who have been together a long time.
1# Soundtrack of life
Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.— Lil Bit of Holiday Cheer 🌈 (@LizerReal) October 16, 2020
2# Fully charged
My phone: 58%.— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) September 29, 2020
My husband’s phone: 7%.
Me: Honey, I need your charger.
3# Bad photographer
You can't hurt me. You're not a picture of me that my husband took.— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 10, 2020
4# Snoring in the living room
Husbands be like, “I’m gonna nap in this room that everyone uses and then act grumpy when everyone uses it.”— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) November 30, 2020
5# You're right
Pro-tip: If your wife says her clothes aren’t fitting her because they shrunk in the dryer, you agree with her. Immediately.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 4, 2020
6# Trying new things
Husband: Let’s do something different & fun!— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 25, 2020
Me: *leaves him with the arguing kids while I go shopping*
7# The weird smile
Behind every good woman is her spouse who never smiles right in a couples selfie.— ꁒꂑꌚ꓅ꐟ (@skedaddle74) November 17, 2020
8# The big game
Really good football today so my husband is bringing in tvs from every room and putting them all over our den so now my house looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings.— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 26, 2020
9# I've been thinking...
When I feel like my husband seems to relaxed, I’ll just start a sentence with “y’know, I’ve been thinking...”— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) October 27, 2020
10# Mutual socialisation
The only time I complain about my husband being on his phone is when I’m not on mine.— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) November 2, 2020
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