Advice from people who have been together a long time.

1# Soundtrack of life

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

— Lil Bit of Holiday Cheer 🌈 (@LizerReal) October 16, 2020

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2# Fully charged

My phone: 58%.
My husband’s phone: 7%.
Me: Honey, I need your charger.

— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) September 29, 2020

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3# Bad photographer

You can't hurt me. You're not a picture of me that my husband took.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 10, 2020

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4# Snoring in the living room

Husbands be like, “I’m gonna nap in this room that everyone uses and then act grumpy when everyone uses it.”

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) November 30, 2020

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5# You're right

Pro-tip: If your wife says her clothes aren’t fitting her because they shrunk in the dryer, you agree with her. Immediately.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 4, 2020

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6# Trying new things

Husband: Let’s do something different & fun!

Me: *leaves him with the arguing kids while I go shopping*

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 25, 2020

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7# The weird smile

Behind every good woman is her spouse who never smiles right in a couples selfie.

— ꁒꂑꌚ꓅ꐟ (@skedaddle74) November 17, 2020

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8# The big game

Really good football today so my husband is bringing in tvs from every room and putting them all over our den so now my house looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 26, 2020

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9# I've been thinking...

When I feel like my husband seems to relaxed, I’ll just start a sentence with “y’know, I’ve been thinking...”

— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) October 27, 2020

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10# Mutual socialisation

The only time I complain about my husband being on his phone is when I’m not on mine.

— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) November 2, 2020

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