We're all adjusting to the current situation.

1# Neighbourhood wardens

Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden.

Over the fence to our neighbour:

‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’
‘Okay I will in a minute’
‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’
‘I’m not that old thank you’
‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’
‘I’m 68.’
‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’

— Adam Bedford (@adambedders) March 19, 2020

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2# Social confusion

DHL guys just delivered some stuff and said he needed a picture as they aren’t taking signatures. So there’s me posing and he said not of you doll the package 😂

— 𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐓 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 (@WeeNippySweety) April 1, 2020

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3# Lockdown food

I bloody love Jamie Oliver’s Keep Cooking and Carry On because he says you can substitute ingredients for ones you do have in the cupboard. I made his Aubergine Curry Dal with Herby Flatbreads tonight. pic.twitter.com/kYvOnE2LFv

— Tuppence Pennyapple III (@fabulucy) April 6, 2020

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4# Tooth fairy social distancing

My son lost a tooth last night.
I just saved myself £2 pic.twitter.com/4AGJneitcu

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 2, 2020

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5# Movie preferences

My 7-year-old daughter says she prefers the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to the Gene Wilder one. I have failed as a parent. No amount of homeschool can fix this.

— Gary Younge (@garyyounge) March 27, 2020

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6# Favourite meals

Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. Victory. pic.twitter.com/StxFMuhRtT

— Tim (@timoggy85) March 27, 2020

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7# Order mishaps

Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected “replace item” with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock...

We ordered tampons.

And they sent the closest appropriate thing.

Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls.

— BARRY (@ClareBarry) March 18, 2020

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8# Missing our favourite places

do you think the pub is thinking about us

— Imogen West-Knights (@ImogenWK) March 31, 2020

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9# Variety in working from home

me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I'm drawing a duck

— lydia 🍃 (@lydiakahill) March 19, 2020

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10# Freedom of having a dog

just absolutely furious beyond belief at everyone who has a dog

— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 20, 2020

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11# Reminiscing

Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 27, 2020

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12# Commute

day 9 in quarantine: On my way to working from home pic.twitter.com/GrAb8SxGOF

— 10TAVY (@10TAVY) March 17, 2020

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13# Wishlist

No lockdown ever has all four

1. A garden
2. A girlfriend/boyfriend
3. A pet
4. Full pack of Paracetamol

— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 19, 2020

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