We're all adjusting to the current situation.
1# Neighbourhood wardens
Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden.— Adam Bedford (@adambedders) March 19, 2020
Over the fence to our neighbour:
‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’
‘Okay I will in a minute’
‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’
‘I’m not that old thank you’
‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’
‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’
2# Social confusion
DHL guys just delivered some stuff and said he needed a picture as they aren’t taking signatures. So there’s me posing and he said not of you doll the package 😂— 𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐓 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 (@WeeNippySweety) April 1, 2020
3# Lockdown food
I bloody love Jamie Oliver’s Keep Cooking and Carry On because he says you can substitute ingredients for ones you do have in the cupboard. I made his Aubergine Curry Dal with Herby Flatbreads tonight. pic.twitter.com/kYvOnE2LFv— Tuppence Pennyapple III (@fabulucy) April 6, 2020
4# Tooth fairy social distancing
My son lost a tooth last night.— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 2, 2020
I just saved myself £2 pic.twitter.com/4AGJneitcu
5# Movie preferences
My 7-year-old daughter says she prefers the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to the Gene Wilder one. I have failed as a parent. No amount of homeschool can fix this.— Gary Younge (@garyyounge) March 27, 2020
6# Favourite meals
Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. Victory. pic.twitter.com/StxFMuhRtT— Tim (@timoggy85) March 27, 2020
7# Order mishaps
Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected “replace item” with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock...— BARRY (@ClareBarry) March 18, 2020
We ordered tampons.
And they sent the closest appropriate thing.
Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls.
8# Missing our favourite places
do you think the pub is thinking about us— Imogen West-Knights (@ImogenWK) March 31, 2020
9# Variety in working from home
me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I'm drawing a duck— lydia 🍃 (@lydiakahill) March 19, 2020
10# Freedom of having a dog
just absolutely furious beyond belief at everyone who has a dog— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 20, 2020
Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 27, 2020
day 9 in quarantine: On my way to working from home pic.twitter.com/GrAb8SxGOF— 10TAVY (@10TAVY) March 17, 2020
No lockdown ever has all four— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 19, 2020
1. A garden
2. A girlfriend/boyfriend
3. A pet
4. Full pack of Paracetamol
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