Living with distance
How are you coping with living apart?
1# A shot of holy water
A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks. pic.twitter.com/iDnYs33hs9
— Jeff Barnaby (@tripgore) May 15, 2020
Credit: Twitter
2# Social distancing the sandwiches
A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I'm running out of space. from r/funny
Credit: Reddit
3# Waiting for the bell to ring
My only current hobby and passion is tracking packages
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) April 8, 2020
Credit: Twitter
4# Improvised graduation
With a piece of cardboard on your head from r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Credit: Reddit
5# Revised hours
I hope this makes us all realize that no one needs to be in an office for 8+ hours and the workday should be max 45 minutes
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 30, 2020
Credit: Twitter
6# Airplane lifestyle
I feel like I’m on an airplane all I do is eat snacks, watch movies I’ve already seen and drink chardonnay at 2pm
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 9, 2020
Credit: Twitter
7# Goose enforcer
A goose enforces social distancing from r/funny
Credit: Reddit
8# Home distancing
Why drive 8 minutes when I can spend an extra $43 to have the food delivered to my door step?
— Slater (@brandonslaterr) May 13, 2020
Credit: Twitter

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