Hilariously wrong.

1# Digging their own graves

One of my earliest memories from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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2# Drying wet wipes

Someone's kid hung up the wet wipes to allow them to dry from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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3# Condolences

I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say.

He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively

“...that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?”

— Miriel Thomas Reneau (@mirielmargaret) May 16, 2020

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4# See and seek

Got new doors installed. He doesn't realise one of his favorite hide and seek spots has been severely compromised. from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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5# Musical genius

When in the car with my daughter she has my phone running Spotify.
We have a game where she plays any song ever and I can guess the artist & title within seconds of listening.
She believes I’m a musical genius.
She’s unaware the song info is on the little screen behind the wheel

— Levela (@DJLevela) August 29, 2020

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6# Shorter life

He's cute tho from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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7# Fake grown-up

True story. from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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8# Food obsessed

I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— bean (@emmaaraphael) June 9, 2018

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9# Chair versus cardboard box

Bought my daughter a gaming chair....... from r/funny

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10# Caring

She put sunscreen on this rock "so it doesn't burn" from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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11# Pan

My son legitimately thought I wouldn't find him. from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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12# Social trap

apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request

— Bobby Schroeder (@ponettplus) November 17, 2020

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