Kids who think they’re smart
1# Digging their own graves
2# Drying wet wipes
I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say.— Miriel Thomas Reneau (@mirielmargaret) May 16, 2020
He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively
“...that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?”
4# See and seek
Got new doors installed. He doesn't realise one of his favorite hide and seek spots has been severely compromised. from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
5# Musical genius
When in the car with my daughter she has my phone running Spotify.— Levela (@DJLevela) August 29, 2020
We have a game where she plays any song ever and I can guess the artist & title within seconds of listening.
She believes I’m a musical genius.
She’s unaware the song info is on the little screen behind the wheel
6# Shorter life
7# Fake grown-up
8# Food obsessed
I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭— bean (@emmaaraphael) June 9, 2018
9# Chair versus cardboard box
12# Social trap
apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request— Bobby Schroeder (@ponettplus) November 17, 2020
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