You had one job.

1# Streetlight

Installed the street lights boss from r/NotMyJob

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2# New fire alarms

Corporate Said We Should Put in a New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones. from r/NotMyJob

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3# Welsh flag

When the Welsh flag is beyond your artistic capabilities. (The Druids pub, Brighton) pic.twitter.com/NRqQWyyoO6

— Lynne Murphy (@lynneguist) February 23, 2019

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4# Signed copies

Workin for the Big Man from r/NotMyJob

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5# Literal name tag

Recently invited to speak at a conference and was asked which of my two affiliations I preferred to go on my name tag. Probably University of Central Lancashire, I replied. So that's what they put. pic.twitter.com/UqbPTieXvj

— Sandi Mann (@SandiPsych) April 25, 2018

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6# Cannot count

I installed the new elevator button, boss from r/NotMyJob

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7# Accessibility

I made it handy cap accessible boss from r/NotMyJob

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8# Proofing

Wewewewew from r/NotMyJob

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9# Conflict

Fan's installed, boss from r/NotMyJob

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10# Painting outside the lines

I painted the fence boss from r/NotMyJob

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11# My half

Literal NMJ in Helsinki. Left part belongs to one housing company and the right part to another. Needless to say, they do not use the same maintenance firm. from r/NotMyJob

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