These kids have got their future sussed.
1# High jumper
Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 1, 2020
2# Screaming life coach
My 4 year old just got mad at me for not calling myself the Best Mom in the World, so if you’re looking for a life coach who’ll scream at you until you believe in yourself, have I got a recommendation for you.— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) July 9, 2020
3# Make-up artist
Me: Oh my, you drew eyebrows on your forehead in permanent marker.— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) July 16, 2020
5: You look surprised.
Me: So do you.
4# Bathroom inspector
My daughter on in-person learning:— Stacey Hopkins (@staceyhopkinsga) July 22, 2020
"They couldn't keep the bathrooms clean; how are they going to disinfect the whole school daily?"
Made the grievous mistake of laughing at my 5yo’s joke so now I must hear that joke repeatedly until I die.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 13, 2020
6# Tattoo artist
I was celebrating the fact my kids were all playing together nicely.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) July 1, 2020
Turns out my 8yo opened a Sharpie “tattoo shop” in his bedroom.
My 2yo has “tattoo” barbed wire across her chest and a skull with DEADLOCK scrolled down her arm.
7# Mad scientist
10-year-old: I'm training to be a scientist.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 14, 2020
Me: Are you doing experiments?
10: I'm practicing my evil laugh.
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