These kids have got their future sussed.

1# High jumper

Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 1, 2020

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2# Screaming life coach

My 4 year old just got mad at me for not calling myself the Best Mom in the World, so if you’re looking for a life coach who’ll scream at you until you believe in yourself, have I got a recommendation for you.

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) July 9, 2020

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3# Make-up artist

Me: Oh my, you drew eyebrows on your forehead in permanent marker.

5: You look surprised.

Me: So do you.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) July 16, 2020

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4# Bathroom inspector

My daughter on in-person learning:

"They couldn't keep the bathrooms clean; how are they going to disinfect the whole school daily?"

— Stacey Hopkins (@staceyhopkinsga) July 22, 2020

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5# Comedian

Made the grievous mistake of laughing at my 5yo’s joke so now I must hear that joke repeatedly until I die.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 13, 2020

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6# Tattoo artist

I was celebrating the fact my kids were all playing together nicely.

Turns out my 8yo opened a Sharpie “tattoo shop” in his bedroom.

My 2yo has “tattoo” barbed wire across her chest and a skull with DEADLOCK scrolled down her arm.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) July 1, 2020

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7# Mad scientist

10-year-old: I'm training to be a scientist.

Me: Are you doing experiments?

10: I'm practicing my evil laugh.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 14, 2020

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