Funny tweets
1# Kitten in the tissue box
We just spent a hour looking for her. pic.twitter.com/x00nQNP4nS
— Britney Diane (@britneydiane) April 29, 2017
Credit: Twitter
2# Rafiki underground
This pipe almost gave me a heart attack. For a second I thought Rafiki from the Lion King was living under my backyard. pic.twitter.com/yChuvQDIwu
— Johnny Rowland (@JohnnyRowlands) May 15, 2020
Credit: Twitter
3# Photo op
My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao pic.twitter.com/FUwwplzkYg
— Jenna (@goodgaljenjen) November 3, 2018
Credit: Twitter
4# Decisions
Delivery guy: Could I use your toilet?
— Barnesy (@3arnesy) July 27, 2017
Me: Yes sure it's the door under the stairs.
Delivery guy: Which one?
Me: Erm, the person sized door. pic.twitter.com/DBBpYiUC1W
Credit: Twitter
5# Tiny hats on cats
I bought my mom a book on how to make tiny hats for cats yesterday and she just TEXTED ME THIS PICTURE pic.twitter.com/n1a12QUaG9
— wendy (@meranyaizer) July 15, 2017
Credit: Twitter
6# Do you take thee water cooler?
Congratulations to the happy couple! pic.twitter.com/sVQyAv7GOb
— Tettra™ (@tettracat) July 29, 2017
Credit: Twitter
7# Voice activation prank
When I'm bored I go around putting
— Sofia Paredes (@SofiaParedes79) November 4, 2019
these stickers on paper towel
dispensers pic.twitter.com/WUwHDPm1nS
Credit: Twitter
8# Headache causes
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
— parker 🌤 (@pmilbs_) March 15, 2018
Credit: Twitter
9# Grammatical errors
recklessly using “you” and “u” in the same sentence with abandon
— Erin Taylor (@erinisaway) May 27, 2020
Credit: Twitter
10# Youth
I made the mistake of calling myself a “young gay man” in a TikTok and a literal 16 year old responded with this pic.twitter.com/pmXJgOZQ4m
— Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) April 18, 2020
Credit: Twitter
11# Kitchen spice rack
I’ve been told I needed a spice rack in my kitchen. Did I do this right? pic.twitter.com/NtNXK4gco8
— Yann (@yannhatchuel) May 25, 2020
Credit: Twitter
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