Funny things kids say
Kids funny misunderstandings and ingenious ideas to get their own way.
1# British sympathy
I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say.— Miriel Thomas Reneau (@mirielmargaret) May 16, 2020
He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively
“...that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?”
2# Unique costumes
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being “pants” for Halloween... pic.twitter.com/ONR7K4AxnY— Jeffrey Bien (@jungleland) October 31, 2019
3# Scary tomato
We went into the basement for a tornado.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 2, 2016
My 3-year-old thought we were hiding from a tomato.
Honestly, that scared her even more.
4# Kid logic
Toddler: Daddy I want toast.— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) January 23, 2019
Me: ok, buddy. Here’s some toast.
Toddler: I don’t like butter on my toast
Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go.
Toddler: Thanks Daddy!
Toddlers are dumb. Take advantage of it while you can.#Dadlife
5# Two feet
Told my 6yo his shoes were on the wrong feet. After a very long pause he said, "I don't have any other feet."— Gina Denny (@ginad129) March 30, 2016
6# Parenting back in the day
When my son Seth was little, he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillow case and swing him around.— Omnintensivist (@GoodishIntent) October 27, 2019
I know it’s insane and the only reason I’m telling you now is because they are grown up and I can’t lose custody of them pic.twitter.com/OCTe1vyjkY
7# Picky eater
Alfie has been very very picky lately...but LOVES Taco Bell. So I made a home made meal and put it in an old Taco Bell bag. And IT ACTUALLY WORKED. pic.twitter.com/HgfmBVMwoA— Disney Hipsters (@DisneyHipsters) March 18, 2019
8# The same dog
4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) May 14, 2019
“this looks like this same dog from last time!”
“DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME”
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