Funny parent tweets of 2021
Important life lessons.
1# History lesson
I think we’ve officially regressed back to medieval peasants. All we do is bake bread, revolt, and avoid plagues— Jen_A_Palooza 🧢 (@Ten_Toes_7) January 7, 2021
2# Trust me
Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) January 23, 2021
3# Swearing in ceremony
My kid thought that “swearing in” meant Joe Biden was going to stand at a podium on Wednesday and reel off all the curse words he knows. He’s understandably a little disappointed now.— Mary McCoy (@MaryElMcCoy) January 19, 2021
Me: I thought you said you were taking these boxes to the garage— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) January 13, 2021
My Husband: Yeah, at some point
Our 7 YO, from the other room: That means she wants you to do it now!
5# In this together
The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops.— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 2, 2021
6# Little experiment
I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 14, 2021
7# Speed control
What it’s like riding with a teenager learning how to drive:— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) January 4, 2021
Flew over the speed bump at normal speed because she thought it was supposed to slow her down.
The next try she slowed down too much and didn’t make it over.
8# Technical excuses
"I emailed the teacher but haven't heard back" is the new "my dog ate my homework."— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) January 19, 2021
9# Sweet tooth
10# Nap time
“My heart will hurt if you don’t read me another book”— Satirical Mommy (@MommySatirical) January 10, 2021
My 5yo perfecting the guilt trip
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