Important life lessons.

1# History lesson

I think we’ve officially regressed back to medieval peasants. All we do is bake bread, revolt, and avoid plagues

— Jen_A_Palooza 🧢 (@Ten_Toes_7) January 7, 2021

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2# Trust me

Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) January 23, 2021

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3# Swearing in ceremony

My kid thought that “swearing in” meant Joe Biden was going to stand at a podium on Wednesday and reel off all the curse words he knows. He’s understandably a little disappointed now.

— Mary McCoy (@MaryElMcCoy) January 19, 2021

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4# Interpretator

Me: I thought you said you were taking these boxes to the garage

My Husband: Yeah, at some point

Our 7 YO, from the other room: That means she wants you to do it now!

— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) January 13, 2021

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5# In this together

The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 2, 2021

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6# Little experiment

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 14, 2021

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7# Speed control

What it’s like riding with a teenager learning how to drive:

Flew over the speed bump at normal speed because she thought it was supposed to slow her down.

The next try she slowed down too much and didn’t make it over.

— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) January 4, 2021

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8# Technical excuses

"I emailed the teacher but haven't heard back" is the new "my dog ate my homework."

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) January 19, 2021

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9# Sweet tooth

Just rustled it up earlier 😝ready for my boys lockdown hot tub bbq party. 7 years old 🎁🥳🎉🌈🥰 #BirthdayInQuarantine pic.twitter.com/FOpyCYQXdi

— ✌🏻♥️ H ♥️ (@hannah86213695) May 18, 2020

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10# Nap time

Wife and pup decided to take a nap this afternoon on the porch from r/aww

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11# Bookworm

“My heart will hurt if you don’t read me another book”

My 5yo perfecting the guilt trip

— Satirical Mommy (@MommySatirical) January 10, 2021

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