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Food jokes

What does DIET stand for?

Did I eat that?

What does a hamburger name it's baby?

Patty

Why are canned tomatoes better than sliced?

They have a can-do attitude.

One day you're the best thing since sliced bread.

The next, you're toast.

I am on a seafood diet.

Every time I see food, I eat it.

What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?

An honor roll.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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