What does DIET stand for?
Did I eat that?
What does a hamburger name it's baby?
Why are canned tomatoes better than sliced?
They have a can-do attitude.
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread.
The next, you're toast.
I am on a seafood diet.
Every time I see food, I eat it.
What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?
An honor roll.
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
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