Caught slacking on the job.
1# Twitter time
lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 13, 2017
2# Time to go
"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am— GaryHotmail 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 (@MichaelSmartGuy) January 20, 2014
3# Pigeon's interview
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013
4# I'll retire with you
we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it— rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) June 20, 2012
5# Awkward conversations
RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 3, 2015
6# Full-time job
me: (texting boss) we still on for work today?— slick (@dlicj) April 14, 2017
boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri
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