Employee errors
Caught slacking on the job.
1# Twitter time
lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 13, 2017
Credit: Twitter
2# Time to go
"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am
— GaryHotmail 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 (@MichaelSmartGuy) January 20, 2014
Credit: Twitter
3# Pigeon's interview
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013
Credit: Twitter
4# I'll retire with you
we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
— rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) June 20, 2012
Credit: Twitter
5# Awkward conversations
RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 3, 2015
Credit: Twitter
6# Full-time job
me: (texting boss) we still on for work today?
— slick (@dlicj) April 14, 2017
boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri
Credit: Twitter
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