Caught slacking on the job.

1# Twitter time

lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 13, 2017

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2# Time to go

"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am

— GaryHotmail 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 (@MichaelSmartGuy) January 20, 2014

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3# Pigeon's interview

You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p

— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013

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4# I'll retire with you

we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it

— rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) June 20, 2012

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5# Awkward conversations

RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 3, 2015

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6# Full-time job

me: (texting boss) we still on for work today?
boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri

— slick (@dlicj) April 14, 2017

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