1# German reading

Still haunted by my GCSE German speaking exam when the examiner asked what I liked doing and I said reading and she asked what books I liked and I panicked and said the name of the only book I knew the title of in German. Yeah, that one.

— Helen Kingston (@kingstonwrites) January 19, 2020

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2# Adult relationships

It appears that my husband and I haven’t managed adaquately explain our relationship to the children.
They thought we were brothers 🤔😂

— Dan Beasley-Harling (@DBeasleyHarling) January 30, 2020

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3# Wrong trolley

I just aggressively removed two bottles of prosecco from our trolley, proclaiming crossly “Neither of us likes prosecco. It’s bloody horrible”

The gentleman moved away from me at speed. We had not met before. It was neither my trolley nor my husband.

— jo aaron lilford (@jolilford) December 30, 2019

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4# Jacket wearing potato

my three year old niece ordering the jacket potato then crying when it arrived because she thought it was a potato wearing a jacket was the highlight of my night like

— maisey davison (@maiseydavisonx) September 28, 2019

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5# Electronics rice

Guys. Let me tell you what my manager did today.
A grown woman, on 6 figure salary.

Poured a cup of tea on her work laptop and the keyboard stopped working. I told her to put it in rice. So she went to M&S

Please look at this pic.twitter.com/TXaZVce4hc

— bambam (@mustafayadigg) June 4, 2019

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6# Tough crowd

Boyfriend is having his hair cut. Stylist asked if we are an item or related. I said both. Nobody apart from me laughed. It’s awkward now.

— Rachel Fairburn (@RachelFairburn) November 26, 2019

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7# Bridget Jones

Do you remember when Bridget Jones was considered a loser for having a full-time job in PR and having our own flat in zone one London and being single at 32 😂

— mirinda july (@fatumakhaireh) February 9, 2020

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8# Hippo

A little girl on a crowded train pointed at me and shouted ‘HIPPO!! Mummy, a HIPPO!’ and I have never sensed a crowd of people so tense before in my entire life.

Oh, by the way, I have a tattoo of a hippo on my chest.

— Sofie Hagen (@SofieHagen) November 27, 2019

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