1# German reading
Still haunted by my GCSE German speaking exam when the examiner asked what I liked doing and I said reading and she asked what books I liked and I panicked and said the name of the only book I knew the title of in German. Yeah, that one.— Helen Kingston (@kingstonwrites) January 19, 2020
2# Adult relationships
It appears that my husband and I haven’t managed adaquately explain our relationship to the children.— Dan Beasley-Harling (@DBeasleyHarling) January 30, 2020
They thought we were brothers 🤔😂
3# Wrong trolley
I just aggressively removed two bottles of prosecco from our trolley, proclaiming crossly “Neither of us likes prosecco. It’s bloody horrible”— jo aaron lilford (@jolilford) December 30, 2019
The gentleman moved away from me at speed. We had not met before. It was neither my trolley nor my husband.
4# Jacket wearing potato
my three year old niece ordering the jacket potato then crying when it arrived because she thought it was a potato wearing a jacket was the highlight of my night like— maisey davison (@maiseydavisonx) September 28, 2019
5# Electronics rice
Guys. Let me tell you what my manager did today.— bambam (@mustafayadigg) June 4, 2019
A grown woman, on 6 figure salary.
Poured a cup of tea on her work laptop and the keyboard stopped working. I told her to put it in rice. So she went to M&S
Please look at this pic.twitter.com/TXaZVce4hc
6# Tough crowd
Boyfriend is having his hair cut. Stylist asked if we are an item or related. I said both. Nobody apart from me laughed. It’s awkward now.— Rachel Fairburn (@RachelFairburn) November 26, 2019
7# Bridget Jones
Do you remember when Bridget Jones was considered a loser for having a full-time job in PR and having our own flat in zone one London and being single at 32 😂— mirinda july (@fatumakhaireh) February 9, 2020
A little girl on a crowded train pointed at me and shouted ‘HIPPO!! Mummy, a HIPPO!’ and I have never sensed a crowd of people so tense before in my entire life.— Sofie Hagen (@SofieHagen) November 27, 2019
Oh, by the way, I have a tattoo of a hippo on my chest.
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