Competing for sales
By Sam Tibbles
A technology shopkeeper from Newent was dismayed when a brand new small business much like his own opened up to his left and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another small business competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea.
He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop.
It read MAIN ENTRANCE.
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