1# Big tummy

Me: I remember when you were in my tummy you would roll and kick me so much!

4: I was in your belly??

Me: Yep, and then you came out!

4: Then why is your belly still big?

Husband: Oh no

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 16, 2020

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2# Celebrity look-a-like

My 4yo thinks she looks just like Elsa because
“they both have necks”

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) September 28, 2020

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3# Personal Information

My daughter refuses to fill this out, pointing out the many fields that prove that her teacher is trying to steal her identity pic.twitter.com/rat7QEADt0

— Judge Jessica🧂 (@jessicashortall) September 16, 2020

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4# Way up high

My 3yo wrote a song called, My Mommy Is So High. It's my favorite song because it's about me being taller than her.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 17, 2020

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5# Batman phase

Playing off my 4 year old's Batman obsession, my wife used to yell "I need a hero!" when she wanted his help. That gimmick wore off months back, but Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" just played on Spotify & my son came running as if Commissioner Gordon had flashed the Bat-signal.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 28, 2020

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6# Teen phase

My tween is mad at me and it could be because of any number of horrible things I did this morning: stood in the kitchen, poured coffee, stared out the window, said good morning, breathed...

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 13, 2020

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7# Sensitivity

My 10yo rejected a pair of socks because she could “feel the polka dots” if you’re wondering what the girl from The Princess and the Pea is up to these days.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) September 17, 2020

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8# Nagging parents

[5 PM]

Me: Put your homework in your backpack.
Child: I will.

[8 PM]

Me: Put your homework in your backpack.
Child: I will.

[6 AM]

Me: Put your homework in your backpack.
Child: OMG I WILL.

[8 AM]

Text from child in school: you won’t believe this

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 1, 2020

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