Can you believe it?
These tweets will leave you wondering if they're works of fiction or the truth.
1# Staying across the road from the Queen
My contribution to this thread was going to be that I once spent the night in a hostel across the street from the Queen of England in Ljubljana, Slovenia, with pics to prove it, but you all have... greatly surpassed this tame story. pic.twitter.com/agCge8RgZP— Aidan Moher (@adribbleofink) January 6, 2020
2# Bad names
First day, new job. Office manager asked me my middle name. I rant about how much I hate it and the cruelty of my parents— Martin McGrath (@martinmcgrath) January 4, 2020
She said: "That's my son's name."
Attempting a rescue, I say: "Well, it's not as horrible my brother's middle name."
"That's my other son's name," she said
In 2006, I had a dream that I was running in a field then I stopped because I saw a huge explosion. The next day, North Korea had its first nuclear test.— Claude Homer Fong (@ClaudeCity) January 8, 2020
In 2008, I had a dream I was in a room and I saw several pregnant teenage girls. I counted. There were 17. pic.twitter.com/8jXrsamb0f
4# Free pizza
There's a pizza place in Los Angeles that gives me free slices every time no matter who's working... for the past 22 years!— SkyQueen (@CalifiaDawn) January 4, 2020
I have no idea why🤷🏾♀
5# Change of circumstance
Boyfriend didn’t want to come to my wine tasting because he wasn’t into wine. I fell in love with another man at party, dumped beau, married, moved. Recently moved back to hometown where I discover I live 5-minutes from a wine store. Ex-boyfriends wine store. He's into wine now!— Helene Taylor ✍🏼 (@procrastnwriter) January 7, 2020
6# Celeb delivery
Delivered $140+ pizza to NBA player house. Couldn't change 2 $100 bills-told him I'd be back. At next stop I was held up at gunpoint. Ran for it & called cops. Player calls to complain, mger explains. Go back-player says "heard you had a rough time." Tips me $1.68— Mark Provenzano (@bbison724) January 7, 2020
7# High tolerance
Owners of a local Mexican restaurant in my hometown of Waco, Texas were impressed by how much spice I could tolerate so they named these tacos after me. pic.twitter.com/becE2DH4Gn— Tawny Lara (@TawnyMLara) January 7, 2020
8# Time of passing
My grandfather died the same minute I was born on a different ward in the same hospital. The time on my birth cert matches his death cert.— James Phelpstead (@Phelpsy78) January 5, 2020
I’m 53 and I cannot get my original birth certificate because I was adopted. I have a fake one that says my adoptive mother gave birth to me. I met my birth mom. I could walk into the records office with both my moms and they still wouldn’t give it to me. #BeingAdoptedMeans— Karen Goldner Snow (@kgold661) January 8, 2020
I was riding bikes with my daughter on Fri The 13th, & a black cat scurried across the bike path in front of us. My daughter said something about bad luck, and I began to tell her that it was only superstition when a bee flew into my mouth and stung me on the back of my throat.— Fred. (@freeloosedirt) January 7, 2020
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