Some parents have been broken by home-schooling. Have you?

1# Everything is FINE!

What are you so upset about everything is FINE

...she screamed as her child was crying over their quarantine homework

— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 31, 2020

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2# Shaming the teacher

Day 3 of home schooling - My kids are bullying the teacher by body shaming him, just because he has long nose hair

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 6, 2020

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3# Enough already

Day 3 of quarantine and distance learning from home:

6 year old writes biography titled, “Why I Hate My Family”

— z (@therichards5) March 25, 2020

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4# Anger management

We‘re done with homeschooling we do anger management now.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 6, 2020

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5# Helping wrong

Child: I need help with my school work.

Also the child: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 3, 2020

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6# Lunch break

Let’s talk about distance learning.

Is wine or tequila more appropriate for lunch break?

Asking for all moms. #DistanceLearning #NotATeacher #SaveMe #SendWine #TeachersAreSuperheros #PayThemBetter #COVIDー19

— Nina (@ninampls) April 7, 2020

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7# Nap time

Wife and pup decided to take a nap this afternoon on the porch from r/aww

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8# Do the math

Homeschooling update day 9:

Today we did maths

If you have 3 kids, and they are awake roughly 13 hours in the day, and you’re trying to work from home, how many times will you hear the word ‘snack’?

— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 2, 2020

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9# Hope for the best, prepare for the worst

After 3 full weeks of homeschooling:

There’s a part of me who wants to be super mom and send my kids back to school above their grade level.

There’s another part of me , a part that is increasingly winning who will be happy if my kids can still read when this is over.

— Heather #BLM (@dishs_up) April 3, 2020

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10# Teach the kids? Or the cat...

I have a better shot of successfully homeschooling my cat than my kids

— Larry’s Twin- OnlyDads Top 69% (@LarrysTwin99) April 7, 2020

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11# Four pillars of home school

The four pillars of my home school

CAFFEINE

ALCOHOL

PAJAMAS

CRYING

— Vision Bored🎄 (@VisionBored1) April 7, 2020

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12# Disappearing into a magical world

My daughter examined how a measuring tape retracted and announced that it “disappeared into a magical world.” So yeah, homeschooling is going just great.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 31, 2020

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13# Don't spill my coffee

90% of homeschooling is telling your kids to not spill your drink.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 31, 2020

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14# There will be no repeating

I don't care how poorly they do, I'm giving my kids straight A's cause I'm not repeating this shit again next year.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 7, 2020

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15# Improvised fire drills

FYI: if I burn pop corn and accidentally set of the fire alarm again, I’m going to grab a clipboard, make my kids get in a line, and call it a distance learning fire drill.

— Dr. John Spencer (@spencerideas) April 7, 2020

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16# Parents must substitute

My son’s teacher didn’t show up to her own Zoom class so distance learning is going along as expected.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 7, 2020

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17# Home-school night

Me: alright bud, time for bed!

11: it’s early still

Me: yeah but it’s a school night

11: but there’s no school!

Me: fine, homeschool night

11: homeschool night?! hahaha, yeah ok

Me:

11:

Me: *sobbing*

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 6, 2020

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18# Lacking cafeteria

This homeschool gig should come with a better cafeteria.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 6, 2020

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19# Learning new maths

If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, “teaching elementary school math.”

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 23, 2020

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20# Bright side: No lice!

If there’s one silver lining to social distancing, it’s that my kids can’t get head lice.

— Morgan 🏹🌙 (@Artemis_Ascends) April 5, 2020

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