Broken by home-schooling
Some parents have been broken by home-schooling. Have you?
1# Everything is FINE!
What are you so upset about everything is FINE— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 31, 2020
...she screamed as her child was crying over their quarantine homework
2# Shaming the teacher
Day 3 of home schooling - My kids are bullying the teacher by body shaming him, just because he has long nose hair— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 6, 2020
3# Enough already
Day 3 of quarantine and distance learning from home:— z (@therichards5) March 25, 2020
6 year old writes biography titled, “Why I Hate My Family”
4# Anger management
We‘re done with homeschooling we do anger management now.— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 6, 2020
5# Helping wrong
Child: I need help with my school work.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 3, 2020
Also the child: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT
6# Lunch break
Let’s talk about distance learning.— Nina (@ninampls) April 7, 2020
Is wine or tequila more appropriate for lunch break?
Asking for all moms. #DistanceLearning #NotATeacher #SaveMe #SendWine #TeachersAreSuperheros #PayThemBetter #COVIDー19
7# Nap time
8# Do the math
Homeschooling update day 9:— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 2, 2020
Today we did maths
If you have 3 kids, and they are awake roughly 13 hours in the day, and you’re trying to work from home, how many times will you hear the word ‘snack’?
9# Hope for the best, prepare for the worst
After 3 full weeks of homeschooling:— Heather #BLM (@dishs_up) April 3, 2020
There’s a part of me who wants to be super mom and send my kids back to school above their grade level.
There’s another part of me , a part that is increasingly winning who will be happy if my kids can still read when this is over.
10# Teach the kids? Or the cat...
I have a better shot of successfully homeschooling my cat than my kids— Larry’s Twin- OnlyDads Top 69% (@LarrysTwin99) April 7, 2020
11# Four pillars of home school
The four pillars of my home school— Vision Bored🎄 (@VisionBored1) April 7, 2020
12# Disappearing into a magical world
My daughter examined how a measuring tape retracted and announced that it “disappeared into a magical world.” So yeah, homeschooling is going just great.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 31, 2020
13# Don't spill my coffee
90% of homeschooling is telling your kids to not spill your drink.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 31, 2020
14# There will be no repeating
I don't care how poorly they do, I'm giving my kids straight A's cause I'm not repeating this shit again next year.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 7, 2020
15# Improvised fire drills
FYI: if I burn pop corn and accidentally set of the fire alarm again, I’m going to grab a clipboard, make my kids get in a line, and call it a distance learning fire drill.— Dr. John Spencer (@spencerideas) April 7, 2020
16# Parents must substitute
My son’s teacher didn’t show up to her own Zoom class so distance learning is going along as expected.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 7, 2020
17# Home-school night
Me: alright bud, time for bed!— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 6, 2020
11: it’s early still
Me: yeah but it’s a school night
11: but there’s no school!
Me: fine, homeschool night
11: homeschool night?! hahaha, yeah ok
18# Lacking cafeteria
This homeschool gig should come with a better cafeteria.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 6, 2020
19# Learning new maths
If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, “teaching elementary school math.”— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 23, 2020
20# Bright side: No lice!
If there’s one silver lining to social distancing, it’s that my kids can’t get head lice.— Morgan 🏹🌙 (@Artemis_Ascends) April 5, 2020
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