Whether back at work or still at home, we are all keeping our distance.

1# Learning in quarantine

Today I completed a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this.

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 3, 2020

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2# No distance from family

“So how was your day” -me to my boyfriend after spending every waking second with him

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 16, 2020

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3# Late night reads

I love scrolling in bed until 1am and then angrily reading one page of my book.

— George Civeris (@georgeciveris) April 16, 2020

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4# Avoidance of social apps

People who refuse to download TikTok think they have a PhD in maturity

— merajur (@merajurr) April 13, 2020

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5# It's the thought that counts

I miss telling my friends “text me when you get home” and not receiving anything

— giooo (@gioo_gar) April 11, 2020

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6# Dating in quarantine

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

— Doc (@DocAtCDI) March 5, 2020

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7# Fake drunk accents

a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I’ve found my soulmate y’all!!

— Kelly O'Connor (@heyitskellyy) March 3, 2020

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8# Stranger pranks

I knew twitter was a lawless place when someone posted their flight confirmation and someone else called up and cancelled their flight.

— SARAH. (@apieceofsarah) April 17, 2020

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