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Mark Baker, co-director of Glevum Security of Gloucester gives some handy hints on how to cut down on the tell-tale signs that are likely to make a burglar’s eyes light up and some tips on how to make your home more secure if it is targeted.
A Gloucestershire teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
A debt harried but pious Gloucestershire businessman climbs to the top of Mt. Snowdon to get close enough to talk to God.
A married Gloucestershire couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
A dodgy Gloucester character on holiday in West Texas was driving along when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said: “Is there a problem, Officer?”
Apparently, Alex Ferguson held a party last night for his players to celebrate his retirement.
A well heeled young Cheltenham man splashed out on a new Ferrari, drove out of the showroom and pulls up at the traffic lights next to an elderly gent on a 50cc Honda moped.
After a particularly poor game of golf at a popular Gloucester course, a club member left the clubhouse and started to go home.
David Thorne (the guy who brought us Missy the Missing cat) is back with hilarious copies of fellow employee Simon's complaint forms about his conduct in the office.
We've all been there, sweating away at the gym after 5 minutes on the treadmill (well, maybe that's just me) your face the colour of beetroot purple, furiously cursing that Twix you had at lunchtime
A Cheltenham solicitor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel.
Meet the guys from the Stormtroopers 365 series... they hate Luke Skywalker (that rebel scum) but they love getting themselves into all kinds of situations.
A Ryanair executive called Joey arrived in a hotel in Cheltenham, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness.
Warning signs are serious business. Without all those grim safety reminders, you would likely end up maimed or on a one-way trip to the mortuary. Well, maybe some situations aren’t really all as
A Taliban footsoldier, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Out in the backwoods and city suburbs, rudimental headlines take centre stage - A cat that looks like Hitler, an illusive bum pincher. Here is a collection of the finest small town headlines.
Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading to Cheltenham Train Station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
Producing a film trailer is an art - often making a film look better than it actually is. 'Screen Junkies' have produced a set of honest (and humorous) film trailers, the trailers that should have
A woman checked into a swanky Cotswolds hotel on her 70th birthday and after a while, in spite of the opulent surroundings, started to feel lonely.
We all love our parents... but sometimes they don't always know when to draw the line. This collection demonstrates when simple texts go wrong.
A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed.
Summer 2013 could welcome the arrival of ‘Royal Jelly Babies’, the German confectionary giant Haribo tipping its hat to the arrival of the Duchess of Kent’s first born.
What to do with the old, cavernous, monster of a computer monitor hogging all the room in your garage/loft? Simple - Reinvent - like the following examples.
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
For those of you that plan to use the delights of the Great British railway to escape Gloucestershire for a break, here are a few things to remember.
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband an ex-marketing manager from Cheltenham
A Cheltenham accountant and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment...
Punchline has uncovered a collection of pictures to guide fledgling mothers through the early years, nurturing 'our darling little cherubs'.
Gloucestershire County Council plan to send extra Highways teams out onto the roads over the next six months treating a further 15,000 potholes was welcomed by everyone who uses county roads.
An unemployed young Gloucester man walked into his local Jobcentre to sign on.
A shepherd was tending his flock in a field, when a new sports car screeched to a stop on the road nearby in a cloud of dust.
Issy Phillips from Moose Marketing and PR assesses the importance of a business’s online presence in a diminishing market and looks at how even conservative corporate players, like Bishop’s Cleeve
A Stroud Businessman had been interviewing people for a senior management position...
Punchline came across an advert for graphic designers. Can you spot the 10 mistakes?
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays... The following collection features people that have made the grueling journey into work but... tailed off - got side tracked by a comfy looking cupboard or desk.
A Cheltenham solicitor was traveling back home after a busy meeting in London. Before boarding the train at Paddington he needed to use the bathroom...
Mark Baker, director of Glevum Security in Gloucester, outlines some of the ways to make sure your home does not become a magnet for burglars.
An accountant goes into a pet shop in Cheltenham to buy a parrot.
The classic scenario of delegating one job to a colleague and they make a pigs ear out of it. Here is a collection of people who had one chance to do their job properly, but failed miserable.
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