Double dip recession

The recently published double dip recession has hit everybody really hard. Punchline has researched some of the main economic indicators.

One member of staff received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

A leading bank has laid off 25 MPs.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald\'s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

A Leckhampton couple fired their nanny and learned their children's names.

One of our neighbours had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it - so they re-possessed her

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

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